The Rage Blog: Stupid questions

Know I know this is more of an annoyance than a rage, but people ask some pretty dumb questions sometimes. You know the ones, ones when you're at a restaurant (sp?) and the waiter is like;

'Would you like some food?'
Nope. Just gonna sit here and stare at other people eat, don't mind me. Of course I want some damn food! I didn't come here just to sit for an hour!

And, in the words of the brilliant Peter Kay, amnesiac teachers. Oh, I could go on for ages about this one, but I'll limit myself to three. We all know a teacher who either says
'Who do you think you are?'
OR
'Where do you think you are?'
OR EVEN
'Who do you think I am?'

Thanks for reading,
SuitedMonkey