Monday, 29 April 2013

Bringing Justice Where It Is Due

I'm sorry I didn't post yesterday or saturday. I was a tad busy and I didn't really have the time. But I'll do SuitedMonkey LOVES... and the Rage Blog tomorrow and wednesday to make up for where I've missed. And I'll be bringing justice soon...
That's not a hint towards the next special, it's a thing from my life. I'm correcting wrongs. Bringing justice. And euthanising manipulative cows, in a way.

Thanks for reading,
SuitedMonkey

Friday, 26 April 2013

Fabulous fridays!

Oh thank god it's friday. It's been a very tedious week of morons (you know who you are) school and revison. But I've got Doctor Who to look forward to tomorrow so that's good.
Now I have the whole weekend to listen to Woodkid, play video games and read comics. Life could not be better, until you take into account the pressing revision and hoemwork I have to do, as well as planning how to tell Mr Quinn... y'know, that's none of your business.
Have you lot got anything fun planned for this weekend? Any work you need to do?

Have a fun weekend,
SuitedMonkey

Thursday, 25 April 2013

111 pageviews special!

OK so since my last post (earlier today) I hit 111 pagviews. I thought that was special-post worthy. So take a look at some pictures I've had on my computer for a while off the internet. I'm not even sure if these are funny, but who cares.

 








 
 
 
Thanks for reading 111 times,
SuitedMonkey


Game Glitch Thursday #1: A true kickstarter

Why is he not shooting this with every gun he has?
I think this little monstrosity comes from a COD game, but I'm not sure which one as I hope to never play any game from the COD series. I'm not going to elaborate on that.
As a random question do we have any NerdCubed fans out there? You don't know who NerdCubed is? Oh, the shame. He's responsible for quotes such as...
'What are those things that we use because children don't understand how gravity works?'
Or...
'In thinnest day, in fattest night,
No cake shall escape my sight
Let those who worship weightwatcher's might
Beware my spandex
FOR IT IS TOO TIGHT'

Thanks for Reading,
SuitedMonkey

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Ugh. PE.

Darn and confound all this physical education crap. I really fail to see how this is classed as education, I mean it's not as if when you go to a job interview to be an accountant or something they'll ask you what qualifies someone to be 'out' in a game of rounders.
Also, Lobo has been announced as the first official DLC character for Injustice, so that's something for all you DLC typres to look forward too.

Thanks for reading,
SuitedMonkey

Monday, 22 April 2013

Morons

Hello internets
Yeah, so I didn't do a post yesterday because I was busy gathering information for this one. It's a bit of a serious topic today, being mental bullies.
I think of two different kinds of bullies, normal bullies who utilise physical violence and usually are not very bright.
And then you have mental bullies- who use their words as a weapon. These are the worse kind, because instead of leaving a temporary mark like a bruise or a cut, actually leave a permanent mark- madness, nervousness or in some very serious cases even suicide. An they're clever too- they know what to do to hurt you from the inside, know how you work.

There's a girl at my school, who for security reasons will only be know as she or her. She's a mental bully, the worse kind. And she's a real pain, to put it in the nicest way. Let's take a look at some things she's done to me and my friends in the past.

1) She threated to murder and rape us. Why? We corrected a mispronunciation.
2) Threatening to murder us and defecte on our corpses. Why? Because we questioned her leaving her bag on the metro
3) Sending one of her lackeys to beat us up for metioning her boyfriend

The list goes on...
Yeah, so she's a bit pathetic. But she's one of many out there, and we need to do something about them, because this is ridiculous. How people can be bullied for just being themselves. The people who do this kind of thing for kicks need to be stopped, so please- if you know about anything like this, tell someone. Be it a friend, teacher, manager or anyone- tell someone.

Thanks for reading,
SuitedMonkey

Saturday, 20 April 2013

On INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US

Oh
My
God

My fanboy meter is off the charts after the purchase of Injustice earlier today. Lets put this into context. I returned from the shops with it at around 3, and at 6:45 I stopped playing to watch Who. If a game can keep ME entertained for 3 hours (ish) then it's a success in my opinion.
To the pros and cons!

PROS;
-Interactive environments
-Multi-tiered arenas
-Good range of characters
-Great Storyline
-Cool moves
-Extra skins
-Levelling system

CONS (dun dun duuuuun);
-Wager system which I don't know how to activate or use
-Very Easy seems to be the only difficulty I can finish the game on
-Storyline is a tad complicated at times
-(this is a daft one) The Riddler and Scarecrow weren't playable

Also, what did we think of Hide (lastest episode of Doctor Who)? I thought the end was a bit naff, trust Neil Cross to turn a horror episode into a love story.

Thanks for reading,
SuitedMonkey